See how few people there are in that picture? That’s where I’ll be this weekend and I can’t wait. It’s going to 90 degrees, dry, dusty and desolate. The perfect antidote to cold, damp, windy and crowded with people who couldn’t be bothered with me unless I paid them to. Did I mention I’m going camping – or shall I call it “crutch-camping”? If I’m brutal enough to go camping when I can’t even walk, I can probably handle sitting at a desk and typing on a computer. It’s no big deal. (That’s a hint – you know, in case you have a job for me.)